*cough* yes its time to settle back and chill the funk out as once again the weekend. This weeks offering is the distinctly over hyped but still frankly awesome movie Aeon Flux or as the wonderful Hollywood fucknuts would rather have us call it "Æon Flux" pronounced "ˌiːɒn ˈflʌks" but since I'm not an over payed self obsessed testicle with an ego the size of Texas and a secretary with a passing grade in Latin who specialises in the fellatio of chubby executives who wish to sound important i think I'll stick to calling it Aeon flux.
OK plot time, Æon Flux is set in a bizarre dystopian future full of mutant creatures, clones and robots. The title character is a tall, bondage gear-clad secret agent from Monica, skilled in Assassination" and acrobatics. Her mission is to infiltrate the strongholds of the neighboring country of Bregna, which is led by her sometimes-nemesis and sometimes-lover Trevor Goodchild. Monica apparently represents a dynamic anarchist society, while Bregna embodies a centralized, scientifically planned state. The names of their respective characters reflect this: Flux as the self-directed agent from Monica and Goodchild as the technocratic leader of Bregna.
all well and good but lets be honest here the entire movie despite the guns and violence is to see Chalize Theron doing the splits in a skin tight rubber suit and getting a bit sweaty, and in that regard it does its job perfectly and despite the fact that it has plot ls big enough to loose a Hollywood producers ego in its still a worthwhile movie to sit down with a bucket of popcorn and a box of Kleenex to "enjoy".