Daily Blogg: Votin' Time

Just a little something from JibJab.com on the election that i though was funny as hell.
you Americans and your democracy when are you going to learn that IT CANT WORK!!

...just kidding folks now go prepare your votes and may the best man be shot from a cannon of public insanity and some tool end up in the white house...

...just like last time...

...and the time before...

...and the time before...

...and the time before that...

How Too: Trick for no Treat...

Ok before i start and hopefully before you watch these films please note i do not advocate the use of a Burning Laser Pointer or Colored Smoke Bombs in the tricking of cheap ass people that refuse to give out candy on Halloween...

...i just think its funny as hell to watch them suffer for being so goddamn frugal.

With this in mind please do not attempt to utilize these items if you intend to use them for property damage in any way as it is not only socially irresponsible but could lead to life threatening and potentially lethal situations.



Tips On how to Trick Your Neighbors using these toys:

1) Use the Burning Laser to light previously positioned and primed smoke bombs from a distance.

2) Set up a black bag with a colored torch behind it and burn creepy mesages into it using the Laser.

3) put a smoke bomb inside a pumpkin and light, the bigger the carved pumpkin the better the result.

4) blow up black (black works better as it heats faster) balloons and cover the top of them with shaving foam and place above a door. Pop balloons just before your intended target enters the room for. This also works with water balloons but be sure to full them full of luke warm water or the Laser will struggle to heat the rubber to bursting temperature.

Good Luck and i wish you well, but rember these may be fun but they are surprisingly dangerous so be careful.

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WARNING: Use or misuse of these Items for any reason outside of your personal property under adult supervision CAN & WILL result in prosecution and potentially incarceration. Nether Aries Antics the site host or any sites linked to or from her condone or accept responsibility for the use or misuse of these items in any way shape or form. You have been warned so don't blame me if you do something stupid, but since almost none of you are going to read this and insist on doing stupid things anyway i wish you the very best in rehab while you learn to read brail with the feeble stups you have where your hands used to be.

Daily Blogg: CoD 5 BETA

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In case you missed that horrific display i finally received my invite to the CoD5 (world at war) partially closed BETA testing.
As you are aware im a BETA whore and have recently enjoying wasting my time on the WoTLK world of warcraft testing realm(s) and despite the constant stimulation from new content that has sustained me somewhat over the last month or so i grow bored and sadly now that the expansion has one gold and patching is beginning on the live realms the Beta realms will be closing soon, none the less i still have to admit to being a little over excited to be playing in only my second ever XBOX Live BETA (the first being Halo 3 via Crackdown) and there really is nothing quite like the feeling of a new relatively closed as yet unreleased game.
Now while i eagerly await my chance to participate and prepare my eardrums for the inevitable assault i will run down the weeks events...

Tue- Beta
wed- Beta, publish How Too on Blog
Thu- Beta
Fri- Beer & Beta
Sat- Curry & Beta, Movie Night on Blog
Sun- Sleep followed by BETA
near future- Beta Beta Beta etc.

...yea its a very busy week