Saturday, December 15, 2007

Movie Night: Hitman (2007)






This weeks movie has been a whole barrel of shits and giggles to get up. Despite advertisments to the contrary and the unfortunite mistate in the uploading process of Transformers i had to make a last second change and upload the new Hitman Movie in its place.

Movie Breakdown:
The movie opens with a montage showing a number of young men in ruthless training at an unknown facility, among them Agent 47 in his youth, who is tattooed with the trademark barcode on the back of his head. They are taught to use weapons, hold their breath underwater, and engage in hand-to-hand combat. In the present day, Interpol agent Mike Whittier returns home to discover Agent 47 in his study, where the two talk briefly. The scene flashes back 3 months, and as 47 is completing a hit, he describes the mysterious organization whose sole purpose is to train elite professional killers, selected from unwanted orphans and individuals with no personal ties. How Mike is involved is revealed: he is shown arguing with a African official who believes that the recent hit wasn't really a hit. Mike then sarcastically says that the victim, in sound mind, decided to swallow C4, and blow himself up. He then proceeds to place pins on a world map showing all the hits by Agent 47 "that they know about." In his hotel room, 47 receives a communication from his Organization contact, Diana, and is told he is to kill his next target, Russian President Mikhail Belicoff, publicly, in departure from his original plan. Despite the change in protocol, he agrees...

...and that's where I'm gonna leave it, enjoy the movie and dont forget to leave your opinions on the film and a suggestion for next weeks movie and i'll see what i can do. To watch Hitman click the funky little button.

Click for links to Hitman(2007)

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Cheat spot: The Orange Box XBOX 360



As promised Cheat codes THAT WORK on the xbox360 versions of Half Life 2 and Portal, but i beg you PLEASE play through the game at least once before you use them the games are just too good to spoil by cheating. But remember cheat codes can (and IMHO should only) be used to enhance game play after it has become stagnant or after you have unlocked everything possible beforehand.

Oh well enjoy them anyway


Restore 25 Health (HL 2)
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
God Mode (HL 2)
Left Shoulder, Up, Right Shoulder, Up, Left Shoulder, Left Shoulder, Up, Right Shoulder, Right Shoulder, Up
Restore Ammo (HL 2)
Y, B, A, X, RB, Y, X, A, B, RB
Portal Codes
Down, B, A, B, Y, Down, B, A, B, Y - Create box
Up, Y, Y, X, X, A, A, B, B, Up - Fire energy ball
Up, Y, Y, B, B, A, A, X, X, Up - Fire rocket projectile
Y, A, B, A, B, Y, Y, A, Left, Right - Portal placement anywhere:
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Y, Y - Portalgun ID 0
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, X, X - Portalgun ID 1
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, A, A - Portalgun ID 2
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, B, B - Portalgun ID 3
X, B, LB, RB, Left, Right, LB, RB, LT, RT - Upgrade Portalgun

Daily Blogg: I can haz teh goldz plx?!?


Ok its about time this writing thing started paying, I realise my dear beloved readers that your all as cheap as I am and loath the idea but to stop the wolves at the door I'm adding a donation button to the blogg, you don't have to donate, you don't even have to look at it if you don't want too but i dedicate a surprising amount of time putting this little site of mine together and it is my humble hope that if you have it to spare you can throw a few $ my way.

Ok that's quite enough of that ( i feel dirty urgh) don't forget that this week i will be uploading the long awaited cheats to Half Life 2 and Portal on the XBOX 360, this weekend once again movie night will spread it silvery wings over this humble Blogg as we rip off Hollywood and display there dirty laundry to the world in all its filthy stained Glory.

Oh and don't forget if i get enough donations will be spending (at least 20% ) on a prize to be given away come the new year.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

How To: Single-use CAMERA'S Hack!


Single-use VIDEO CAMERA Hack! Use It Over And Over... - Funny bloopers are a click away

On the 1st day of Christmas Aries gives to thee...
A DISPOSABLE DIGITAL CAMERA HACK FOR FREE!

Ok this is FAR from easy but considering your saving about $150-$300 for just a little bit of effort (and the fact these things are available in the UK now too in Boots for about £10-£15) you can have you very own reasonable quality digital video camera with which to capture all your holiday memory's.
Special thanks go to KipKay at Metacafe for uploading this wonderful hack and for offering me an alternative to taking my real camera with me to family reunions and risking drunken relatives doing something stupid with it.

All the "extra" parts that are displayed in the video can easily be ebayed or in most cases found in the same store's that "sell" the cameras...

...just don't tell them i sent you...and keep the homemade porno to yourself please people...


...unless your hot...*cough*

BUT WAIT!!!

you may want to take a few still images too, and sadly the video camera just isnt up to this task sooo i looked once more to Kipkay and he came up with this!


Digital Camera Hack! Secret The Stores Don't Want You To Know! - More amazing videos are a click away

yep its the same connector! oh how i spoil you...now go enjoy your holidays!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Daily Blogg: Stress


I love my job, honestly there are whole days when i can just sit on my ass surfing the web and playing wow for "research" and "characterisation" but every now and then i get hired for something so utterly stupid or totally pointless that i just want to scream.

Today is one of those days, i wont go into details but i swear if i have to look at one more pointless or uninformed "can we try the character this way?" or "well in my humble opinion" feedback report from that unqualified, uninspired hack I SWEAR I'm going to kick him the balls and forget how to stop!
so i decided to relax everyone in the the local (Belfast) office of ICB publishing (who hired me for this rewrite) and sent this nice flash of some cute kittens: Flash Movie - Cute Kittens

I'm feeling a lot less stressed now and can finally focus on this pointless trash.

BTW guys every single "letter from the Editor" and "Agony Aunt" letter ever published has to be edited and approved by the magazine/paper/comics editorial staff and they hire poor bastards like me to rewrite your incoherent ramblings into something readable and on slow days when nothing has been sent in make something up from scratch...

...yes I'm serious...

porn mags do it too in there letters pages, and YES I've written my fair share of those too...
...meh it pays the bills.
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