Daily Blogg: A nub guide to armor class

I was on Saurafang earlier when the question of armor classes and what classes wore what armor's. Apparently the new player had not read his class description properly so being the nice chap i am i recited to him this simple mantra:

The armor class 101

If spells you cast, protect your ass with robes all shiny and new,
The sneaky Rogues and furry Droods wear leather to pew pew,
If mail you see a Hunters treat or shammy gear FTW,
The Plated guys to no surprise are Warrior and Paladin.
The Death Knights do not count you see that goddamn Hero class,
the plated rogues with spells so bold can kiss my poetic ass.

copy pasta and send to nubs, enjoy. Peace out

Daily Blogg: Tea for two

So anyway an early Blogg today to celebrate my entry into the guild Totem Tea Party here on Saurafang server EU.

As you know the server itself is very new (so new DK's are still banned) and by now you know me well enough to know i was doing my early morning grind in the barrens (will i never be Lv30?) when i met a very interesting young lady called Myxomatosis (i freaking LOVE that name) who after a very brief chat invited yours truly to join the guild.

so it happened again, new server, new guild, new toon...

...its time to get levelling.

Daily Blogg: I am ninja hear me pwn

Well im back, and i got my computer back YAY!!!
well kinda apparently i've been paying for this thing out of my wages for the last year and they are unable to keep it so under advice form a friend at work i turned up and requested my property back.


they were NOT happy, but complied with my request and graciously asked that i stay the hell out of there offices from now on and e-mail in my work in PDF and Rich Text format from now on....

....i dont care i have my computer back and by extension World of Warcraft. So im treating myself to a few hours play before attempting to deal with the whole hallmark holiday thing.

that delightful link brings me to the subject of the day, St Valentines day.


Yep i've been soliciting phat lewt and screwing with peoples sexuality in WoW again for it is that time of year. Rember folks nothing says i love you like a pile of gold and an epic mount in your postbox.

peace out, and rember the elf may be hot but make sure shes's not packing a one eyed serpent suprise in "her" pants BEFORE cyber sex!!!

now if you will excuse me im off to but on my best thong and /dance on a postbox, wish me luck

Daily Blogg: New Game for you lot

Yep thats right folks i got me "T3h Haloz Bioch" just scroll down to the bottom of the blogg for a flash tastic Halo flash game.

Now i should warn you this is a temporary thing as in a few week we should be getting the long awaited World Of Warcraft Flash game from WTF! for you all to enjoy.

if your not a fan of halo or simply cant wait for your free warcrack then head on over to the WTF! site for a quick blast on the worlds most popular MMORPG for Flash.

LINK:
http://www.aoedipus.net/dist/wtfloader.html

Daily Blogg: so yea im fired....

yep im fired, well kinda.
As of Thursday my services were no longer officially required "on the same scale" at my local newspaper (that due to legal reasons i am required to not mention by name...) and as such had to give up my shiny new computer and kick ass 36" LCD monitor and paper owned Notebook.

so im back home on my own laptop slowly turning my lap into the new tourist resort for under 30's as it pumps out heat at a rate comparable to the sun slowly cooking me as i post out my CV and portfolio to pretty much anyone who i think may want it.

Regardless i shall continue to keep you updated so long as this thing keeps running until i earn/save enough to get it repaired properly.

oh look my 20 mins of run time is almost up, that must mean my ball soup is done, catch you all later.

Daily Blogg: Not dead just sleeping

With this flu and with work on my back the blogg had to take a bit of a back seat lately. Contrary to popular belief i do have a real life and as such when illness strikes bad shit happens, a great example of this was a distinct inability to play bills or eat due to my unfortunate brush with the influenza virus and because of it my loss of ability to read or indeed lift my own body from the foetal position while it leaked disturbing coloured fluids from various orifices and left me crying like a baby.

Eight days later i find myself feeling a little better but in desperate need of funds, so im off to beg steal and borrow anything i can while in the office collecting ny back pay and request some reasonably well paying assignments.

i'll report in as soon as i know what the hell is happening and if i still have a job.

Daily Blogg: Bored, Tired and have the flu?

Yes I'm ill i have the flu and it f**king sucks. so reading and by extension writing has become something of a living hell at the moment.
OK so it sucks to be me at the moment but i will attempt to post a how too at some stage this week and find a nice quiet and dark film to upload on Saturday.
Until then i shall be hiding under my duvet wit a few gallons of water and enough vitamins and pain killers to keep an small army healthy for an extended period and perhaps just enough to keep me alive.

Till then peace out folks