Monday, December 31, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HAPPY NEW YEAR('s eve) in preparation of 2008 i intend to get as utterly pissed as is humanly possible...
...you may ask why, but then again you may have missed the point of this celebration of booze and insanity as we finely say good bye to an old year and scream YAY we survived another 365 days of life without feeling the need to press the big red button of doom...although it does seem America at large does seem determined to give the key to world destruction to jellybean eating strangely shaved ape.
None the less 2008 is almost here which means we have but scant few hours before we must make our resolutions and spend the grand total of five minuets attempting to break it and still justify its validity. So it better be something good.
so with joy in my shriveled bitter heart i say to you all, Happy new year and whatever you choose to do with it be safe!