Friday, October 24, 2008

How too: FIREBALLS!!!

Now folks this is not a toy and so as per usual im posting a warning at the bottom of the post. however i should say that these things are kick ass and make an amazing statement piece to any witch or wizard costume (and if you can juggle then so much the better) but rember to be careful.

please folks i cannot stress enough that playing with fire is bloody dangerous so please do not throw these things at anything or anyone EVER.

They are incredibly cool though especially on a dark night but i sh*t you not these are not a to be toyed with under any circumstances and you must use 100% cotton in there creation as any nylon or polly mix will melt and burn the hell out of you. Apart from the stupidly obvious (don't touch the yellow flame) and rember your basic safety rules you should be fine.

er...have fun *cough*

hey i promised you fun not safe....

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WARNING: Use or misuse of these Items for any reason outside of your personal property under adult supervision CAN & WILL result in prosecution and potentially incarceration. Nether Aries Antics the site host or any sites linked to or from her condone or accept responsibility for the use or misuse of these items in any way shape or form. You have been warned so don't blame me if you do something stupid, but since almost none of you are going to read this and insist on doing stupid things anyway i wish you the very best in rehab while you learn to read brail with the feeble stups you have where your hands used to be.


DoveAlexa said...

You could use a glass rod stuck into the ball so you can hold them without well, holding FIRE. You can use metal, but it'd prolly get real hot.

This is so dangerous o_o (but awesome)


Aries said...

honestly as long as you keep your hands flat and don't touch the yellow flame they don't burn you (although they are warm to the touch)ridiculously funny to see the look on peoples faces when you come into a darkened room with your hands on fire.

DoveAlexa said...


Oh god, you must be the guys the kids talk about as the crazy man they should avoid at Halloween :P.

Aries said...

well last year i wore black robes and hood and had a front yard full of fake gravestones and chose to answered the door (with a little help) with a red back light and my hands on fire (via the balls) while my friends chanted in the living room and i made strange hissing noises...

...the kids screamed and ran... 25 mins ever

that said the little buggers came back with there friends and wanted us to do it again, which kinda sucked.

DoveAlexa said...

Hehehehe!!! Thats awesome! Reminds me of how we set up a stuffed gorilla suit near our door and throw it at the kids as they come.

That story is so fun, I wish I could have been there to see it. be proud, you're like a good horror movie, it was so scary they had to see it again.