Movie Night: Hide and Seek

Not a traditional movie by any means but something i hope you enjoy.

Daily Blogg: The female of the species...

ok a very quick look into that strange and elusive creature known as Woman..

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

and most of the time one or the other is good enough

Daily Blogg: Worth1000pictures

Oh ive been busy lately, so if you will forgive my tardyness i'll just get on with the blogg...


...ok i confess AriesAntics has taken a ride on the back burner for a few weeks as i've been working on a new project over at my shiny new freelance site located here on blogger

http://worth1000pictures.blogspot.com

Basically im fed up with just working through word of mouth so im taking it upon myself (in these difficult finical times) to expand my business range and give myself some well deserved free advertising.
So i've had some business cards printed up (ooh!) got a somewhat professional website started (aaah!) and intend to publish some short storys and poetry there as a way of showcasing my work.

so if you feel like giving it a look you now know where it is.

Daily Blogg: BREWFEST!!

Ah my poor little avatars head must be pounding because for the last few days hes been drinking some of the strongest and most unusual brews in all of Azeroth because its that time of the year again.

Once again the Dwarfs of the world of warcraft drop there usual Scottish brogue for a more German tone and don there lederhosen to enact that most famous of the alcohol based holidays OCTOBERFEST!

so grab your ram pull on your leather short shorts and join us all in a drunken stupor as we celebrate the end of the summer and the beginning of harvest.

Daily Blogg: It be that time of tha yarrrr!

Narr ye t'aint be reading this here Blogg wrong me hearties it be the day where all Ninja best be running away and hiding, tis the world one and only annual "talk like a pirate day"

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Why be this here day relevant to this here sea dog? Because it seems that the motley crew of Cap'in DeMeza have made there way to the land of Azeroth in order to plunder Booty Bay and as always where DeMeza go's Ol'ChumBucket 'n' Cap'n Slappy t'aint far behind.

Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy

So get yer parrot and swash yer buckle and make yer way to Booty Bay fer some Rum and Jolly Rodgering

YARRRRRRRR!

Daily Blogg: ...and thats why

Well Blizz you done it, you made me so sick of being squishy that im going back to my trusty Human Paladin, finishing leveling to 80....and Faction transferring to the Horde.

Oh wait did i tell you that i finally managed to get 7mbps out of BT?

no?

Well i did, for all of 11mins on Wednesday at 01.30am i was so shocked i actuality giggled... I'm a man looking down the barrel of my 30th birthday and i caught myself giggling and clapping like an idiot and STILL not getting my full service yet so damn happy that i have proof of my line capacity that im acting like its Christmas at one in the bloody morning.

oh well, i can now at least demand an off peak service comparable to this (around 6.5-7.0 Mbps) and feel like im not being an unreasonable jerk. Well thats my reasoning anyway despite knowing that im never gonna get it.

Daily Blogg: Well aint that a kick in the teeth...

The battle with BT continues...

...it appears im not exactly winning. For all intents and reasons beyond my control the indian chappys at "British Telecom" have somehow magically come to the conclusion that "up to 8MBps" is the same as saying "tough shit you can only have 4-6MBps and you can keep paying for the 8MBps service and like it!" despite my local service provider has my line speed clocked at a whopping 20MBps and the fact that i can throw quite a sizable stone and hit my local exchange, meaning that my line speed should be in the region of 16-20MBps with little or no line lag.

A complaint has been made, fuck em i want what the hell im paying for.

this deos however mean that until this is resolved im stuck to 4-6MBps Broadband, more than enough to play MMO's and browse comfortably but it still not what i am paying for...

more info as i get it.