Daily Blogg: BT epic level fail

Ok Day 13 here on OMFGWhattheHellBT? watch. The engineer came out, tested my line all was well, all issues resolved...er..except...


...ok what the hell?

Here is the latest results from "British" Telecom thanks to SpeedTest.net, as you can see it looks more than a little familiar to my regular readers.
It has been so damn long since i was able to get on line effectively that my goddamn World Of Warcraft account has frozen due to me running out of game time.

As for work, well i am currently forced to download all my work to a PDA and send it to work via my local McDonalds wifi...

yea...i know...im not a happy bunny

so once again i sit upon my rump from 8am to 1pm waiting for a "specialist" engineer to attempt to fix the issue. If this continues i may have to seriously consider changing service provider.


stay tuned for more.

Daily Blogg: The curse strikes again

John Hughes, Jr. (February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009)


I post...they croak...what manner of hell hath i wrought?

the critically acclaimed director of National Lampoon's Vacation; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Weird Science; The Breakfast Club; Some Kind of Wonderful; Sixteen Candles; Pretty in Pink; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; Uncle Buck; Home Alone and its sequel Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. He was the teen movie director of a generation and in my humble opinion a genius of comedic timing and humour.

poor guy, he will be missed.

Daily Blogg: BT home Hell

Ok so here we are again...

...interwebs enabled....er.....kinda,you see unbeknown to me BT requires a 10 day "line test" and "run up" before switching on my fancy new 8 mb/s broadband here at the new house.

this is what im currently getting (on a good day off peak)



this....is apparently what im supposed to be using for Internet access until my 10 day fuckabout is finished. Yes your reading that correctly thats 0.13mb/s download speed thats 0.43 mb/s SLOWER than dial up internet.

As im sure your aware...this is not going to cut the mustard so today at some stage (as this is day 10) im going to have to have a word with the fine chaps at BT tech support to try and get this resolved.

stay tuned for there answer as soon as i manage to get one.

Daily Blogg: IM BACK!!!

So after two loooooooooong weeks and a myriad of calls to BT a full house move with redecoration, plumbing, plastering, scrubbing and clearing, carpet laying and fixture fitting done and dusted I am finally back online.

Apparently however my reintroduction to the internet seems to have unfortunately killed Amy Whitehouse but i suppose that cant really be helped. for those of you not in the know you may have noticed that every time i go to post a blog entry a celeb croaks....now if only i could harness this power i would be invincible!

regardless im back, let the famous corpses fly because i aint going nowhere!

Daily Blogg: Moving House

Ok bloggers, i will be AFK for a while because im moving house.


no updates till then as i have no interwebs, sorry about that so ill see you all in a week or so!


peace out

Daily blogg: Billy bites it.....

Ok whoever is writing this "celebrity" hit list for one Mr G Reaper needs to take a goddamn break...

seriously...this is taking the piss. Rest in peace dear Billy your Oxi action grin will be missed...

...Now where can we get another somewhat dishevelled and washed up B lister to promote cleaning products?

Daily Blogg: Just like bus's

Wow....just wow, each time i went to post about a celeb' death this week i get hit by another.
Three of the greats have died this week and to be honest i would love to make some sort of humorous gag or quip but honestly im left standing here with my jaw on the floor wonderin gwos gonna win the corpse lotto next....



...seriously who's next?...is Obama having icons knocked off? i guess Arnie better learn to duck or he may be next on the reaper's list of "to be terminated"

seriously though i think somebody may have been poisoning the 'evian' supply