Friday, October 31, 2008

Rant: BBC balls up



Seriously THIS caused all the fuss? I mean honestly I know that this is silly but is it worth sacking two British TV/Radio celebs costing them (and the BBC) in excess of 1.3 million pounds as well as ruining BBC1's Saturday night line up and potentially destroying these men's careers.

Ok it was immature, it was puerile it was definitely pointless sh*ts and giggles IT WAS A PRANK PHONE CALL! i mean good grief the rod up that guys ass must have a rod up its ass. I understand that his granddaughter may potentially be a touchy subject but if you consider she is in her mid 20's (and so is Russel Brand BTW) and well beyond the age of consent i personally believe that despite maby being a bit pissed off about it the family should suck it the hell up and see it for the joke it is.

Seriously i couldn't have told you who Andrew Sachs was prior to this incident as i always thought of the actor as the somewhat minor character Maunwell from Faulty towers (and i never even herd of his granddaughter before) and despite the negative publicity this has caused i cant help but think we will be hearing a LOT more from this aging actor in the near future and in all probability a pop single from his talentless mediocre grandchild to cash in on the crushing of two frankly very funny (if childish) men's life's and future employment chances in the entertainment industry in the name of public outcry and indecency.

Well i say BULLSH*T grow a sense of humor you wizened old fart.

rant ends.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

How too: Make fake Blood!



Well after all whats Halloween without lashings of fake O+ dripping off everything? Seriously i always make buckets of the stuff nice and thick and have it ready to douse anyone foolish enough to attempt to egg or TP my place.

Alternatively red food dye and a super soaker primed and ready by the front door makes quite the statement piece.

None the less happy holidays folks and have a spooktactualr Halloween!

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Movie Night: I now Pronounce u Chuck & Larry


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ok i don't have a lot for you all this week so im just gonna put up a decent movie from last year I now Pronounce u Chuck & Larry. Now i admit it isn't great but it is funny.

so chill out sit down and grab your popcorn, its movie time.

Link:
http://video.supernovatube.com/divxp.php?viewkey=1165102584

Friday, October 24, 2008

How too: FIREBALLS!!!


Now folks this is not a toy and so as per usual im posting a warning at the bottom of the post. however i should say that these things are kick ass and make an amazing statement piece to any witch or wizard costume (and if you can juggle then so much the better) but rember to be careful.

please folks i cannot stress enough that playing with fire is bloody dangerous so please do not throw these things at anything or anyone EVER.

They are incredibly cool though especially on a dark night but i sh*t you not these are not a to be toyed with under any circumstances and you must use 100% cotton in there creation as any nylon or polly mix will melt and burn the hell out of you. Apart from the stupidly obvious (don't touch the yellow flame) and rember your basic safety rules you should be fine.

er...have fun *cough*

hey i promised you fun not safe....

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Daily Blogg: been really busy decorating





Im up to my ass at the moment decorating my place thus the distinct lack of ongoing blog at the moment but worry not for i do have a how too in the works and a movie set up for this weekend as well as coverage of the UK launch of Fable 2 so stay tuned.

now i really have to hit the bricks again with a few more liter's of paint, catch you all tomorrow.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Movie Night: No Country For Old Men (2007)

Movie night is once again late but none the less its a modern classic. No Country For Old Men is an eclectic mix of the crime and thriller genre's with a ultraviolent streak of a demented mind attempting to get back that which he lost at all costs. this incredable film is adapted perfectly by the Coen Brothers from the truly classic Cormac McCarthy Novel of the same name and in my opinion should be picked up from your local book store or library and read by all of you as soon as humanly possible.

We open on a desolate and expansive West Texan countryside where we find Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) hunting pronghorn antelope near the Rio Grande when he stumbles upon a collection of corpses and a lone dying man: the aftermath of a drug deal gone awry. In addition to truck-bed of heroin, Moss finds two million dollars in a satchel, which he takes, leaving the lone survivor to die. Later that night in bed with his wife Carla Jean (Kelly Macdonald), Moss's conscience pushes him to return to the scene with water for the dying man, where Moss is unexpectedly attacked by Mexican gangsters. Barely escaping them, Moss returns the trailer to fetch both his wife and the money and flee, narrowly avoiding Chigurh, now hired to retrieve the money, which he tracks through the small transponder hidden inside the satchel. A meticulous, brooding psychopath, Chigurh does not hesitate to kill anyone impeding his mission, including gangsters, law enforcement officials and civilians he encounters by chance, whose fates he occasionally decides with a coin toss. Moss, unaware of the transponder, sends Carla Jean out of town while he darts from motel to motel in an attempt to elude his pursuers. Meanwhile, Bell focuses on locating and protecting Moss, following the trail of corpses left by Chigurh as he searches for the money.

Now as always i suggest a bucket of popcorn and a darkened room, enjoy and i'll see you tomorrow.

Peace out!

Link:
http://www.nowincinema.info/watchmovies/no-country-for-old-men-2007.html

Friday, October 17, 2008

Daily Blogg: Votin' Time



Just a little something from JibJab.com on the election that i though was funny as hell.
you Americans and your democracy when are you going to learn that IT CANT WORK!!

...just kidding folks now go prepare your votes and may the best man be shot from a cannon of public insanity and some tool end up in the white house...

...just like last time...

...and the time before...

...and the time before...

...and the time before that...
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