Daily Blogg: Poetic idiocy

Poem time. Why? honestly i dunno...

Daybreak:

Many muted and mulled musing quake the mind and its perusing's
deftly twisting from my slumber as i sleep in dreams they thunder,
A trillion words a thousand voices speak at once my brain contorted
as the words become distorted.
A shell of shattered images fill the cracks of conciseness
and as the twisted infinities attempt to put my soul at ease
I breath a gentle sigh and wheeze as i open my eyes...

....and feel the morning breeze.

Daily Blogg: Mal Explores the world

I have seen it all baby!
Yesterday my squishy little mage Malaus on the Saurfang server (EU) and proud member of the Son's of the Horde guild finally managed to saunter, stride, ride and fly his way across the whole of Azeroth and the Outlands to earn his "Explorer" title and shiny golden tabard.

Special thanks to Gavin, Steed and Vathos for there encouragement somehoe managing to "congratualte" me with ever singe achievement on this ridiculous world tour that i somehow managed to spit out in less than two days spamming the hell out of guild chat much to the frustration of my guildies.


so whats next on my list?

collecting tabard's OFC duh!

Daily Blogg: Got my phone back!!

Yep i got my phone back, as you can clearly see it truly is state of the art and much missed....

...no this is not my phone...

...So yea i have my phone and my password authenticator so i can access my blog and more importantly my desktop computer!

regular updates will resume post haste.

Now a completely unrelated topic Congratulations to Billy and Helen on there good news.

well done Billy i knew you could knock her up if you tried hard enough!!! (please dont kill me Helen!!)


anyway thanks to the police leaving the damn thing off standby for a week its is now almost dead so im going to have to change the battery again and hope it can be used without being tied to the mains.

oh well later folks, peace!!

Daily Blogg: Only a Theory

OH boy folks get your dungarees on and tune your banjo's because born-again Christian culture minister Nelson McCausland has called on the Ulster Museum to put on exhibits reflecting the view that the world was made by God only several thousand years ago.

Nelson McCausland, who believes that Ulster Protestants are one of the lost tribes of Israel, has written to the museum's board of trustees urging them to reflect creationist and intelligent design theories of the universe's origins.The Democratic Unionist minister said the inclusion of anti-Darwinian theories in the museum was "a human rights issue"...

Im not the sort of guy to simply stand by and let stupidity of this level reign supreme on my fluffy little green land and set the level of cultural growth back this damn far.

Twenty five years of civil unrest, a generation of children raised in terror, hundreds of thousands of people killed and injured over petty religious differences AND NOW THIS INSANITY?

forgive me for a moment here but seriously Nelson GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN DARK AGES!

Daily Blogg: All up in yer Horde!

So after a fortnight i've managed to grind my ass off from 68-80!!
No possibly not something that should make me too proud but meh its that or work...

...and well...work is distinctly lacking so i have a little free time on my hands.
but yea its another Saturday and another character levelled to cap due to lack of ongoing freelance work.


OH GOD I NEED WORK!!


*cough*

sorry but you know how it is....

Daily Blogg|: Work still sucks

Before you ask or make an assumption no this is NOT my workspace...

...it is however the workspace of a work associate (and fellow freelancer) that has little or no ability to understand when or if it is time to tidy his "work area" if not for himself at least so he can keep his cleaning deposit on his place.

So why this image? well somewhere in this pile of detritus is an old Dell Inspiron 4000 that i was picking up yesterday for a Linux project im working on and frankly after seeing this ...er....less than efficient home office space im seriously contemplating buying him a trash compactor for his birthday.

I'm sorry Steven mate but this place is a dive...

...Blame your missus it was her idea...public international embarrassment was the only way.


more news on the Dell project and what i can push its limited processing power to later in the week.

Daily Blogg: WoW what a mess!

So unless you simply dont play the game, or have been living under a rock for the last year and a half you will no doubt be aware that the World of Warcraft is about to take a huge dump in the next few months in the form of the latest expansion WoW: Cataclysm.

So once again everything gets a kick in the bum and once incredibly powerful items are swapped out for quest reward and mob dropped greens and blues in the eternal struggle toward the level cap that will be raised to Lv85.

In addition to the cap as we already know are two new races to play and a total of four shiny new starter zones not only for the newly unleashed Wogen and Goblins but also for the poor homeless Trolls and Gnomes.

so what has this got to do with Blood Elfs and engineering (and man children on play equipment) as the comic implies?...

...im playing mt Belf hunter again and leveling engineering...i just made myself a ROFLcopter...i know it was a long way to get around to this, but im so happy!


LATER THIS WEEK:
tune in for info on the Halo: Reach Beta and my general impressions on the game that could just be the game to own this fall.