Daily Blogg: The curse strikes again

John Hughes, Jr. (February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009)


I post...they croak...what manner of hell hath i wrought?

the critically acclaimed director of National Lampoon's Vacation; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Weird Science; The Breakfast Club; Some Kind of Wonderful; Sixteen Candles; Pretty in Pink; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; Uncle Buck; Home Alone and its sequel Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. He was the teen movie director of a generation and in my humble opinion a genius of comedic timing and humour.

poor guy, he will be missed.

Daily Blogg: BT home Hell

Ok so here we are again...

...interwebs enabled....er.....kinda,you see unbeknown to me BT requires a 10 day "line test" and "run up" before switching on my fancy new 8 mb/s broadband here at the new house.

this is what im currently getting (on a good day off peak)



this....is apparently what im supposed to be using for Internet access until my 10 day fuckabout is finished. Yes your reading that correctly thats 0.13mb/s download speed thats 0.43 mb/s SLOWER than dial up internet.

As im sure your aware...this is not going to cut the mustard so today at some stage (as this is day 10) im going to have to have a word with the fine chaps at BT tech support to try and get this resolved.

stay tuned for there answer as soon as i manage to get one.

Daily Blogg: IM BACK!!!

So after two loooooooooong weeks and a myriad of calls to BT a full house move with redecoration, plumbing, plastering, scrubbing and clearing, carpet laying and fixture fitting done and dusted I am finally back online.

Apparently however my reintroduction to the internet seems to have unfortunately killed Amy Whitehouse but i suppose that cant really be helped. for those of you not in the know you may have noticed that every time i go to post a blog entry a celeb croaks....now if only i could harness this power i would be invincible!

regardless im back, let the famous corpses fly because i aint going nowhere!

Daily Blogg: Moving House

Ok bloggers, i will be AFK for a while because im moving house.


no updates till then as i have no interwebs, sorry about that so ill see you all in a week or so!


peace out

Daily blogg: Billy bites it.....

Ok whoever is writing this "celebrity" hit list for one Mr G Reaper needs to take a goddamn break...

seriously...this is taking the piss. Rest in peace dear Billy your Oxi action grin will be missed...

...Now where can we get another somewhat dishevelled and washed up B lister to promote cleaning products?

Daily Blogg: Just like bus's

Wow....just wow, each time i went to post about a celeb' death this week i get hit by another.
Three of the greats have died this week and to be honest i would love to make some sort of humorous gag or quip but honestly im left standing here with my jaw on the floor wonderin gwos gonna win the corpse lotto next....



...seriously who's next?...is Obama having icons knocked off? i guess Arnie better learn to duck or he may be next on the reaper's list of "to be terminated"

seriously though i think somebody may have been poisoning the 'evian' supply

Daily Blogg: The interwebs fight back

So im in Naxx doing my mage thing last week, clearing quarters and pwning in a pyrotechnical fashion and looting purples when suddenly im booted from the server and unable to log in...



...yep the Internet decided "screw you buddy" and took something of a dump all over me.

It took four goddamn days to get a bloke from Tesco internet to be bothered to call and escalate my problem high enough to get an engineering chappy out from BT and another four for him to get to me.

When he finally got out it took him less than half an hour to locate and fix the problem.
A full week wasted, no internet, no wow, raining outside, nothing to do...


...i may have went a little crazy but thats between me and my new best friend Geoff the talking potato.

oh well im back on now...