Daily Blogg: Yet another new computer

Yea i decided not to swing the lead anymore and actually pay for a new system. i know i know its a little scruffy but to be honest it works its shiny and i really don't care.

so again for those who asked or those who care...there it is.

Now if you look closely on the right you will see a shiny hot brew of Asian origin with cow juice in it and i'm off to drink it and play some Warcraft with the Tea Party.

peace and i'll get on with a real Blog entry tomorrow.

Daily Blogg: Utterly Brilliant

Oh yes its back, my icckle podcast has returned. For those of you too new to remember "Aries Utters" the entire show list is within the little green ipod looking thing in the sidebar for your enjoyment as well as this weeks update.

The show covers whats happening quite quickly (in a little under two minuets to be exact) whats been going on and what the hell is going on with the blogg.

This will be a Bi-weekly affair and should give you a easy to use system for keeping up to dat with what im doing for you all in terms of features as well as shout outs to my fellow guildies and readers.

thats it, the cast awaits....what are you still reading?

Daily Blogg: Yet more warcrack madness

sorry no normal update again...

...and no warcraft has nothing to do with it.

enjoy the vid and i'll see you tomorrow.

Daily Blogg: World of crafted poetry

A little poetry for all you vanilla wow players.



Azeroth farm remembers

In days of old when Palas told of fights with dragon kin,
and warlocks slung shard of souls to keep there demons in,
the Warriors and Hunters fought for every piece of loot,
Raid leaders ran a 40 man and gave ninjas the boot.
The mages (mostly gnomes you see) on the alliance side
made raid bosses scream and run about and even try to hide,
there DPS was off the charts to earn there DKP,
cast there mighty spells reduced there target all to soot for all of us to see,
the priests and druids eyed up the healing clothie gear to get a T3 suit,
Shamans owned in PVP with totem shock's and root.
All of this i say to you the newer gamer chap, we did all this before Blizz came up with TBC crap
and now we have a frozen emo nancy King to beat,
we slaughtered gods and beheaded drakes, all of them dead meat,
Surly a little gothic prince cant make us quake in fear,
we saddle up we level hard grab epics far and near,
we worry not you see at Lv80 though it may sound rather queer,
all we have to do you see is let rogues take him roughly from the rear. :p

Daily Blogg: A nub guide to armor class

I was on Saurafang earlier when the question of armor classes and what classes wore what armor's. Apparently the new player had not read his class description properly so being the nice chap i am i recited to him this simple mantra:

The armor class 101

If spells you cast, protect your ass with robes all shiny and new,
The sneaky Rogues and furry Droods wear leather to pew pew,
If mail you see a Hunters treat or shammy gear FTW,
The Plated guys to no surprise are Warrior and Paladin.
The Death Knights do not count you see that goddamn Hero class,
the plated rogues with spells so bold can kiss my poetic ass.

copy pasta and send to nubs, enjoy. Peace out

Daily Blogg: Tea for two

So anyway an early Blogg today to celebrate my entry into the guild Totem Tea Party here on Saurafang server EU.

As you know the server itself is very new (so new DK's are still banned) and by now you know me well enough to know i was doing my early morning grind in the barrens (will i never be Lv30?) when i met a very interesting young lady called Myxomatosis (i freaking LOVE that name) who after a very brief chat invited yours truly to join the guild.

so it happened again, new server, new guild, new toon...

...its time to get levelling.

Daily Blogg: I am ninja hear me pwn

Well im back, and i got my computer back YAY!!!
well kinda apparently i've been paying for this thing out of my wages for the last year and they are unable to keep it so under advice form a friend at work i turned up and requested my property back.


they were NOT happy, but complied with my request and graciously asked that i stay the hell out of there offices from now on and e-mail in my work in PDF and Rich Text format from now on....

....i dont care i have my computer back and by extension World of Warcraft. So im treating myself to a few hours play before attempting to deal with the whole hallmark holiday thing.

that delightful link brings me to the subject of the day, St Valentines day.


Yep i've been soliciting phat lewt and screwing with peoples sexuality in WoW again for it is that time of year. Rember folks nothing says i love you like a pile of gold and an epic mount in your postbox.

peace out, and rember the elf may be hot but make sure shes's not packing a one eyed serpent suprise in "her" pants BEFORE cyber sex!!!

now if you will excuse me im off to but on my best thong and /dance on a postbox, wish me luck