Rant : WoW races (Warning contains wow Lore)

I cannot believe I'm doing this again...

...I keep getting in to truly geeked out arguments about the various Warcraft races or to be more precise WTF is going on with them all.
Now as we know Orc's and Dreni are aliens from what is now known as outlands, and rumour has it that Nightelfs are nothing more than evolved Trolls (and by extension Bloodelfs are evolved from Nightelves) and if warcraft lore is to be believed Humans are evolved Troggs (sheesh) and Dwarfs are basically mini titans left behind after the well of eternity exploded.

But what of the mighty Tauren?

Oddly Tauren are the only race in Warcraft lore that simply has no real origin. The Tauren or Shu'halo are known to be nomads and have walked Azeroth since the dawn of time and that they simply refused to take part in the "War of the Ancients" choosing only to defend Azeroth herself (whom they refer to as the Earthmother) and in the process joining forces with the remnants for the centaur race and in turn developing modern Druidism which in turn Centaurus (High Lord and now Demi God) took to his now immortal children the Night Elfs and turned ther focus from the corrupting influence of Arcane magic towards nature and Druidism.

As for where the Tauren came from...well...your guess is as good as mine...it seems that they are the first True sentient race on Azeroth and basically the inventors of Druid magic forms...

....ether that or we have some sick b*stards out there with a cow fetish....
None the less i hope this puts a few role players in there place, as frankly I'm sick of hearing about it...

How To: Free WIFI Booster

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OK so many of you have already watched this vid and thought "WTF! your kidding right?" but no I'm serious this not only works but works so damn well that given the simplicity of this modification ($5-6 or £2-4) its almost criminal not to use it.

Now a few more of the less technically minded of you are screaming "I DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY ROUTER!" but you still want a decent WIFI boost? well then why not try this video then?


Free* WIFI Booster - Watch more amazing videos here

So there you have it, by following BOTH these guides i have managed to achieve a massive 70% signal boost to my WIFI and can now comfortably play games such as Final Fantasy XI and World of Warcraft from the former maximum range of my little router with a minimum of three bars! I have to admit that i wish i had found this earlier in the year so i could have enjoyed surfing in the garden without constraints. None the less my little £19.99 ($40.00) router now consistently out shines even top of the range routers...

...Don't get me wrong it looks dumb as hell until you re-spray but its not bad for a drinking straw and a bit of tin foil eh?

*Free is by definition takeing into account that you have at least some technical expertise and are not a ham fisted troll with the dexterity of a manatee thet will destroy any electronic device you happen to touch.

Music for all: Bif Naked- Letdown

To be frank here boys and girls i realise that this is old but y'know what....i just don't care...

Bif Naked may have had a short stint at the top but I simply love the lyrics and the message and for some reason the whole damn video just appeals to me. So sit back and enjoy the music...

(due to yesterdays cock up this is a filler, normal service will resume tomorrow with our regular HOW TO section)

Rumour Mill: 2.3.0 Engineer flying mounts

Gotta love test realms, you find the coolest stuff and this should be a HUGE reason for many people to reconsider relearning there engineering skill in the near future.

Engineers have long been looked down there noses at buy the various more "combat orientated" trade skills such as Blacksmithing like some deformed and retarded relative only good for Gnomes and Hunters or people with some weird fetish for being blown up, but with the advent of patch 2.3.0 (coming soon) in the run up to WotLK we will see those scant few with the much under appreciated 400 engineering skill (both Gnomish & Goblin) will have access to this questable recipie and with a few days of grinding have there very own plane to fly about in!

BUT THATS NOT ALL!!

Once you have acquired these much coveted item you can then use your faction engineering skill to "improve" it into an epic mount! Rumours of the Goblin version having huge rocket engine's has as yet to be confirmed but its only a matter of time before we see every Gnome in Azeroth re rolling there traditional race trade skill and cluttering up the Sky's with hunks of smoking machinery...

...dammit i knew giving them parachute cloaks was a bad idea...



(goddam stupid auto update posted this too early....oh well its fixed now)

Daily Blog: illness crits Aries for 100k

Im realy not feeling well today, i appear to have a chest infection (no idea where the hell i got it from) and i've lost my voice...

...ok you can stop bloody cheering now...

...none the less the normal features of the week will carry on regardless thanks to the wonderfull programme known as "auto update".

As for me.... i feel like a couple of hundred pounds of shit flavored lard so im of to crawl into bed untill some form of humanity comes back.

see ya later!

Frankly awsome Machima: So Sick

I couldn't pass this by as frankly its one of the best Machima music videos it has ever been my joy to have behold. Please sit back relax and enjoy BaronSoondons machima version of the Resident Evil soundtrack "So Sick" and revel at its awesomeness.

I know theres been a hell of a lot of videos this weekend and frankly i have no intention of changing this as its a bit of a change to listing to me muttering on and on over and over again about frankly useless gubbins when you could be enjoying some stonking machima. BTW Xbox and PC gamers may notice some less than subtle but still amazing refrences to Bioshock in the video...and for that alone this should win some sort of prize.

(oh i had to cut down the video size to fit on the blog if you want to see it in glorious widscreen ether click on the "expand" button or go to
http://stage6.divx.com/user/BaronSoosdon/video/1691861/I'm-So-Sick
and enjoy the video as it was intended to be viewed)

Wow that some tasty free RAM!

Now as many of you know I'm something of a gamer...

...and as many more of you know I'm cheap...very cheap....I LOATH upgrading my computer its expensive and frustrating at the best of times and tends to lead to unfortunate cases of broken components, but even worse you sometimes have to compromise about space. Fortunately this funky little programme allows you to clean and optimise your RAM in a simple one click system.

To be honest i just finished re-uploading this for a guy i met earlier today in my home town and while I was on PSPCrazy adding this new link i though why not give access to all you lot too.

so be like me be cheap and free and download this little toy today before the Powers that be decide to kill it again.


Download at MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service

Name: hauer
Key : 9034728194368


Now a little word of warning certain firewalls *cough* Mcafee *cough* will see this as a PUG (potentially unwanted programme) basically ignore it, Macafee hates everybody.