How to: Super fast surfing

Fast Internet Speed Without Any Software - Funny blooper videos are here

This week I have spent a lot of time running multiple online apps and surfing all while playing MMORPG's. This is all well and good if you have a top of the line pimped out Desktop with all the trimmings and bandwidth to spare but for us mere mortals Bandwidth or to be more precise the distinct LACK of bandwidth can be a real problem.

There realy is nothing worse that attempting to download a torrent while playing online and attempt to do practically anything else on a "normal" spec system and the problem may be not so much with your computer or even your connection but with a few of your computers factory pre set limitations.

Follow the guide on this very simple "HOW TO" video and up your surfing speed pronto!
now you have no excuse for lagging on that important Raid while downloading "Swedish stripper slaves" form the pirate bay any more.

but you may need to learn to play with one handed if you want to enjoy both at the same time...

but beware of "sticky" situations

Happy Birthday to me

No blog today (I'll do something properly tomorrow) because today i will be drinking like a fish.

Those of you expecting an Irishman to be coherent on his birthday apparently do not understand the very concept of my people and our somewhat frivolous fraternisation with lady liquor, none the less its booze time.

Normal service will resume sans alcohol sometime tomorrow after midday, or at least that's the plan....*cough*

One step closer to the edge...

Oh bloody hell! tomorrow is my birthday, and i gotta say being one step closer to 30 scares the hell outa me...

I dunno maby im just expecting too much from myself, but my ten year plan isnt exactly comming to fruition. None the less im depressingly happy with how my life is going.

Now i may not have achieved writing fame nor have I managed to find a publisher confidant enough to publish my collected poetic works but none the less I'm supringly happy with my existence at this time.

I mean I'm happy writing for the pure enjoyment of writing, and i have always considered my writing for PSPCrazy & GameingCrazy a huge part of that and having a fairly popular blog also helps add to my various insanities and confidence while offering something to my readers something that i personally believe is missing in most modern magazines and websites and that's simply put is contrast and perspective.

So this is to you my dear dedicated readers i hearby promise to continue to bring you my own personal brand of bullsh*t and insanity form the wonderful land of the interwebs and try to always be here as long as you all continue to read!


oh and guys dont forget that next week my latest new features will continue, and to all my warcrack buddys you may want to tune in on Tuesday for this weeks How too, i think you may find it interesting...

Jack Thomson Jack's Off Judge & Jury!...

Ok the title doesn't realy do this justice, y'see our dear dickhead the good Mr Thomson has done it again and this time it looks like his career is FINALY over.

Mr Jack Thomson is probably best known for his frequent game and game industry bashing has managed to shove his head so far up his own ass that this time it may be permanently stuck.

As some of you may already know Jack is already facing professional misconduct charges but i think he may be looking at jail time as well as loosing his licence to practice law! as for why?

Well earlier this week he outraged a U.S. District Court judge by including images of men having sex in a document filed with the court in an attempt to "persuade" the judge to rule in his favour over his openly gay opposition Mr Norm Kent.
Mr Kent who owns and runs the website "National Gay News" was criticized by Thomson for “distribution of hardcore porn to anyone of any age.” Not content to make that alleged point in writing, Thompson attached several gay porn pictures to his motion with Judge Jordan.

Suffused to say the heterosexual Judge Jordan was somewhat shocked by this whats worse is the pictures apparently do not come directly from the National Gay News site, but rather are contained on sites linked from NGN’s adult links section. In any case, His Honor was not amused and began procedures regarding a complaint against Thomson as soon as was possable.

In all honesty I just want to see this idiot Thomson kicked from the bar as soon as possable in the most humiliating manner possable and to be frank i cant think of a better way than this, None the less gamers across the world can breath a sigh of relief and thank gay porn and its enthusiastic actors for FINALY getting rid of this moron...


...although we realy should thank Mr Jack "no honestly your honor you don't understand" Thomson, after all it takes a special kind of moron to attempt to pimp out a Judge with porno.
Hopefully some nice chap(s) will teach you how to lube up when you drop the soap during your prison time...no on second thoughts I realy hope they don't.

After all its about time he got whats coming to him, because of his bull sh*t gamers of all ages have been taking it up the arse sans lube from the justice system and media industry for years, i just pray that KY jelly is banned whatever jail hes shoved into Then maby just maby his interaction with violent criminal's that HAVEN'T played video games will persuade him that gaming is not the be all and end all of all evil.

New kid on the block...

This week i was made a < GM > (game master) on Dominion WoW and I have to admit that although I'm really enjoying it I gotta say that GOOD GRIEF, SOME OF THE TICKETS YOU MAKE!!! I mean seriously would you like me to wipe your arse too?

Now I don't want to be nasty about this but honestly we offer you a server that has everything and still you want more...

...frankly i don't blame you. When you have it all you can't help but desire more, and i for one am happy to help. But can I as one little thing? Please guys at least try to fix it yourself before you bitch at us poor GM's.

None the less it is great fun and i really have to thank Longfoot and Deej (and all the others) for giving me a shot at this and i will do my very very best to not kill everyone on your server one after another for stupid questions and single word/statement tickets.

Now Lady's and gents lets go kick ass!
and for those of you not yet on Dominion WoW

GO THERE NOW!

HALO3 DAY!!!!

Oh come on guys you cannot in all seriousness tell me you havent been waiting for this! Today at midnight the big one is released...its time to finish the fight!

But what a wild ride its been and given the day i think its about time we had a quick review of the history behind and future of this awsome game!

enjoy!

New feature: How To!

Hack: UP Your Computer Speed To 5GHz - More amazing videos are a click away

This week sees the beginning of a new feature here at Aries Antics, I introduce to you our "How To" video guide.

Once a week i will offer up the best and brightest (or weirdest) technical hacks and modification's that the inter web has to offer!


this week: Super Cooled Processor!

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Aries Antics does not claim responsibility for any and all damage potentially caused to your computer and/or home if you attempt to emulate the videos depicted in the "how to" feature. It is advised by the author that under no circumstances you attempt the depicted events without prior technical knowledge and full backups made for your computer. Hardware modifications should only be attempted with assistance form a suitably technically skilled adult or professional.